[the general buzzing and hustling of crowds can be heard in the background as Pip Hans clears his throat and speaks into the journal]

Okay, zat sex band zing? I'm not goin' to bother questionin' zings like zat for a vile after zis. Still, ve're still comin' up vith nothin' on our side. Zhough a couple of people from the carnival seem to look ( Read more... )

Well, the rumors seem to be true as far as I can see.Good day, mates. The name's Hans. Hans Rufhercelt, and I've come onboard this lovely lil' ship with my friend Roa after we decided to quit the where we used to work and go around the continent on our own for a bit. First the assassinations, then the Lunasa Bombings, and now this... things sure ( Read more... )

[fumbling noises and thuds as Pip attempts to straighten himself from his failtacluar crash into a lifeboat onto the merchant ship they're raiding]

'ey-hey. Stop zat now-'ey! Stop movin' or ve can't get out of zis mess and...

[cue loooooooong pause here as Pip stares over the lifeboat and sees, well... you know]

Oh 'ell.

[OOC: Long story short ( Read more... )